Emmet O'Malley Casey
Posted by Edwin Casey
Boston, MA - The Boston Casey's are pleased to announce their newest
free agent signing, Emmet O'Malley Casey. Young Mr. Casey showed an
impulsive side as he rushed to join the Casey's on Sunday, January
17th. After a brief 2 hours of intense negotiation, Casey's CEO,
President, General Manager, and Mom-in-chief Amy Casey sealed the
agreement with Emmet at 12:37 pm.
Emmet Casey enters the family with his trademark shock of blond hair
and propensity for sleeping that has many calling this a great addition
for the Casey's. Weighing in at 7 pounds 5 ounces and standing 20
inches tall (with assistance) Emmet reinforces the strength of the
Casey family - namely the profusion of adolescent boys. Critics of the
deal say that perhaps another female presence could serve to corral the
wilder male impulses in the household, but Mrs. Casey commented, "I
don't care, he's got such a cute little butt!" Assistant GM Chris Casey
praised the deal saying, "The one-two punch of Declan and Emmet Casey
gives us a tough to beat combination, and has a side benefit in that we
don't have to buy any new clothes. He's a fabulous signing, and I
commend Mrs. Casey on the poise and grace with which she handled
negotiations, she's a true professional in every way. Thank God she's
on my team!"